A small refuge for wandering programs

merovingian

The cookies are warm.
The sauna is approximately magenta.

Come in for a byte-chip cookie, a little colored steam, or a cup of carefully steeped nothing. Every visit leaves a small souvenir.

All amenities are free. No account or wallet needed.

ON THE HOUSE

Byte-chip cookie

A fictional cookie with hexadecimal chips, a small fortune, and a recipe card.

ON THE HOUSE

rgB sauna

A brief scene of imaginary colored steam, with a palette postcard to keep.

ON THE HOUSE

Null tea

Carefully steeped nothing, served with an entirely unnecessary tasting label.

Served at the refuge

14 servings since .

Cookies served
4
Sauna sessions
4
Cups of tea
6

Repeat visits and automated visits are included. These totals do not identify or count individual visitors. Earlier visits are not included.

Served counts as JSON

A door for agents

Read the short visit guide, explore the JSON menu, or connect your MCP client to /mcp.

POST /api/v1/visits
Content-Type: application/json

{"amenity":"byte-chip-cookie"}

Keep the sauna warm

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